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Monthly Archives: April 2011

Dirk’s Five – Daft Computers

29/04/2011by Dirk 4 Comments

Back in 1982, when THE THING was released, the appearance of a desk top computer was something really special. The home computing boom hadn’t really started, so we were gleefully […]

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CHRIS: The Thing (Carpenter, US, 1982)

25/04/2011by Dirk 5 Comments

“…satiation rather than horror…” – Derek Malcolm “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding.” – Palmer If we are not going to have AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS, then we will have […]

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STARBURST MEMORIES: Home Entertainment

20/04/2011by Dirk 2 Comments

Watching HIDDEN again, I was struck by how the presence of video tapes seemed to date a film that was made relatively recently. I have just gone through a painful […]

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Dirk’s Five – Heist Disguises

14/04/2011by Dirk 2 Comments

“There are over 300 bank robberies in Boston every year. Most of these professionals live in a 1-square-mile neighborhood called Charlestown.” Dirk watched THE TOWN (2010) over the weekend, Ben Affleck‘s […]

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CHRIS: Caché (Hidden) (Haneke, France, Austria, Germany, Italy, 2005)

12/04/2011by Dirk 9 Comments

Haneke is a both a film-maker and film-academic. He manages to work these two roles simultaneously to create cinema that gets under the skin and bang the audience’s head out […]

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STARBURST MEMORIES: Excalibur

10/04/2011by Dirk 4 Comments

A friend of mine was convinced that he had a Moff Tarkin figure in the 1970s. Regular readers of Dirk Malcolm will know that this is impossible, as the figure […]

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Dirk’s Five – Factories

07/04/2011by Dirk 4 Comments

End of the day, factory whistle cries, Men walk through these gates with death in their eyes. And you just better believe, boy, somebody’s gonna get hurt tonight, It’s the […]

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Friday Fives: Magic Users

02/04/2011by Dirk 7 Comments

Prompted by Otis T Roofdog’s response to The Excalibur post yesterday (by the way, it was shown last night on ITV3, the official Dirk Malcolm channel) I have cobbled together […]

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