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Dirk’s Five – How do you solve a problem like Mike Leigh (ah)?

17/04/2014by Andy 5 Comments

In the comments to my piece on NAKED (1993), an issue was raised that comes up a lot when discussing Mike Leigh’s films. Chris said: I sometimes find that his […]

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Dirk’s Five: Cut to the chase

05/04/2014by Dirk 4 Comments

“Cut to the chase,” is one of those Hollywood phrases that have entered the everyday idiom. Before it was adopted by impatient middle-managers, its an expression that dates back to […]

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Dirk’s Five: Say it again Sam

24/03/2014by Dirk 5 Comments

Creativity is a matter for the police. The first law of creativity is theft. Bertold Brecht AMORES PERROS and LA HAINE are the first two films that are part of […]

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Dirk’s Five: Pup Fiction

11/03/2014by Dirk 1 Comment

As much as I love AMORES PERROS now, I was initially reluctant to see it when it first came out. The depiction of dog fighting caused controversy in Britain which […]

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Dirk’s Five – Gotta Mitchum All

02/03/2014by Andy 5 Comments

He’s one of the finest actors I’ve ever had anything to do with. His air of casualness, or rather, his lack of pomposity is put down as a lack of […]

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Woodython Five (12): Woody’s Round-Up!

26/02/2014by Dirk 4 Comments

I’m not really known as a ‘completer finisher’, I’m more of an ‘ideas man’, who throws random thoughts  into the ring in the hope that one eventually takes hold and […]

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Dirk’s Five: Tarantinofornication

19/02/2014by Dirk 4 Comments

“To Tarantino” is to rip off wholesale, because you have no ideas yourself, and pretend it’s a homage. “Toshiya Fujita got Tarantinoed.”  UrbanDicitonary.com  Writing a critique of post-Star Wars cinema, […]

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Dirk’s Five: Andie MacDowell, an appreciation

29/01/2014by Dirk 5 Comments

Rosalie Anderson ‘Andie’ Macdowell, actress, model and mother who is recipient of the prodigeous Goldene Kamera (the Germans adored her performance as Dorothy Winters, alongside the divine John Travolta in […]

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Dirk’s Five – krautrocksampler

11/01/2014by Andy 1 Comment

It began with a joke name taken from the Amon Düül psychedelic improvisation ‘Mama Düül and her Sauerkrautband strike up!’ and changed the face of pop. Stockhausen and the Mothers […]

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Woodython Five (11) – For Hire

10/01/2014by Dirk 2 Comments

“…it seemed to me like a very standard film persona for a comedian. Someone who is a physical coward, who lusts after women, who is good hearted but ineffectual and […]

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