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Dirk’s Five – Wierdos with Beards

29/05/2011by Dirk 1 Comment

One important factor marks Raymond Lemorne from THE VANISHING as a psychotic wierdo: a neatly trimmed beard. Neat beards are the mark of strangeness. If you need any proof that […]

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Dirk’S Five – Confined Spaces

22/05/2011by Dirk 1 Comment

Dom – Dirk rightly attributes the power of 12 ANGRY MEN to the powerful performances from the ensemble cast, however it is the setting of the Jury room that intensifies […]

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Dirk’s Five – Marxism

13/05/2011by Dirk 2 Comments

Following DUCK SOUP, we have some choice cuts from The Marx Brothers. Dom-Dirk has provided what he considers to be the best 4 Marx moments and 1 duff one. HOORAY! […]

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Dirk’s Five – Men in Monster Suits

05/05/2011by Dirk Leave a comment

This week, there was a faux-heated debate in THE GUARDIAN between two fathers over the scares in the recent series of Dr Who, suggesting that they are now too frightening […]

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Dirk’s Five – Daft Computers

29/04/2011by Dirk 4 Comments

Back in 1982, when THE THING was released, the appearance of a desk top computer was something really special. The home computing boom hadn’t really started, so we were gleefully […]

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Dirk’s Five – Heist Disguises

14/04/2011by Dirk 2 Comments

“There are over 300 bank robberies in Boston every year. Most of these professionals live in a 1-square-mile neighborhood called Charlestown.” Dirk watched THE TOWN (2010) over the weekend, Ben Affleck‘s […]

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Dirk’s Five – Factories

07/04/2011by Dirk 4 Comments

End of the day, factory whistle cries, Men walk through these gates with death in their eyes. And you just better believe, boy, somebody’s gonna get hurt tonight, It’s the […]

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Friday Fives: Magic Users

02/04/2011by Dirk 7 Comments

Prompted by Otis T Roofdog’s response to The Excalibur post yesterday (by the way, it was shown last night on ITV3, the official Dirk Malcolm channel) I have cobbled together […]

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Dirk’s Five – Cover Ups

27/03/2011by Dirk 9 Comments

Sorry that this is a bit later than usual. Dirk was enjoying the crooning delights of the nation’s favourite bearded-labrador, Guy Garvey and Elbow on Friday, in an intimate gathering […]

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Dirk’s Five – Herrmann Scores!

18/03/2011by Dirk 3 Comments

This year marks the centenary of Bernard Herrmann, cinema’s foremost composer of soundtracks, and the collaborator with some of Dirk’s favourite auteurs, Welles, Scorsese, Hitchcock and Harryhaussen. This list is […]

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